July 2012
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Jul 30th
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alostcorner: theandersonbrothers: I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a Hunger Games porn parody called The Hung Games where Kattits Everdeen, Peenis Mellark, and twenty-two other “teens” try to kill each other with sex at the Pornucopia.  #still a better story than 50 Shades of Grey
Jul 29th
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scarlet-fields asked: Wowowowow! Congrats on the new job! I'm currently looking for new one and haven't been as successfull. Where are you working now? X
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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infinityonyolo: have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it because i have
Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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bonjourbirdy replied to your post: I got the job! With a salary. In a big city office… Wooooooooo you go gurl!!!!! Yaaaaaaaay :))) Ahhh, thank you! I’m so happy I’ll actually be able to have fun again and not live off $20 a week. Woo! And thanks to everyone else for their well wishes too :)
Jul 22nd
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I got the job! With a salary. In a big city office building. And I get to wear business attire. Shit’s cray. Best bit is clearly the $800+ paycheck a week. Thank you!
Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Feeling so horrible, I’m making the conscious choice to listen to Taylor Swift.
Jul 20th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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I’m missing you already, damnit. 
Jul 18th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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I feel as if my insides have been hollowed out.
Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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